Zoe
Angelic Zoe is lovely x 3 x infinity. After a series of dodge boyfriends (psycho Will and Darren) she has found happiness with the DILF and is generally lovely and liked by everyone. We would love to hate her but we just can’t!
status @ october 2009
Where did it all go wrong? Since writing the above, our Zoe has flirted with lesbianism (ONS with none other than Sarah), broken up with the DILF, indulged in some degree-destroying plagiarism and attempted a career as an amateur pornographer. Now banged up after being framed for Sarah’s spectacular murder, the future is looking bleak for Miss Carpenter…
status @december 2009
Rightly found not guilty of Sarah’s moider, Zoe is now locked in a deadly game of cat and mouse with her Myra Hindley-flavoured nemesis Lydia. Who’ll be the victor? We shall see…
status @ april 2010
Despite things getting a bit stabby on new years eve, Zoe emerged triumphant and Lydia was duly/sadly banished to HMP Chester. The events of the past few months having (understandably) taken the sheen off life in the village, Zoe packed her bags and headed off to ponce around Europe with on/off lover DILF and Gilly in tow. Atta girl.
