Sarah
Hollyoak’s resident supermodel, Sarah divides her time between drinking copious amounts of wine and breaking up with her latest terrible choice of boyfriend (the roll call so far goes: sister-shagger Rhys – who also shagged her mum, nice! -, in/out the closet Craig and sleazy lecturer). Though she can be a bit self involved, she is loyal and supportive towards her sister and her dad, even when they fake their own baby’s leukemia/shag her bezzy mate Zoe.
update @ october 2009
Poor Sarah’s poor choice in boyfriends was extended to girlfriends when she hooked up with startled ferret/Myra Hindley lookalike Lydia (having first explored the land of lesbianism with Zoe). True to form, Lydia turned out to be a spooky, clingy, paranoid, psychotic type who took umbrage with Sarah’s ongoing torch holding for Zoe. Thus, one adventure weekend mixed with a failed plot to kill off Zoe with a sabotaged parachute in Hollyoaks Later 2009 meant that our Sarah was soon plummeting 14,000 feet with nothing but the earth itself to break her fall.
What a way to go. RIP.
October 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm |
I miss the Katy Perry/ Keira Knightley inbreed allready
October 5, 2009 at 8:40 pm |
me too, i miss her flouncing around the village turning every plot occurrence into a major drama about her
October 26, 2009 at 1:53 pm |
Gonna miss sarah, she seriously must have bedded at least 70% of the cast over her time there.
straight / gay bf/ straight / gay/ straight / gay / dead or something like that went her sex cv. gonna miss the dirty minx.
do you reckon her dad and her sister will be written out now? I have a feeling.
October 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm |
No! Barnsey to stay! forever…….hot stuff