we love hollyoaks

The friendly local DILF, Mike is one of the few grownups in the ‘Oaks that we’d like to see in the Hollyoaks calendar. Proprieter of the laundrette, the DILF is the sole parent of Sarah and Amy (since his wife went bonkers) and grandfather to evil baby Leah, and is loving and forgiving to them all – whether it’s Amy giving birth in the kitchen, Sarah’s dodgy hotpants or Leah’s evilness . Generally a good egg (when he isn’t beating on Amy’s boyfriends that is), the DILF is currently in a may-december romance with the lovely Zoe.

status @ april 2010

Well. What can we say? A lot has changed since we wrote the above back in 2008. More innocent times. So, he subsequently jacked in the launderette to live it up as a student at HCC. Girlf Zoe had a ONS with Sarah and though Mike took more umbrage with his daughter over this, he and Zoe broke up. He then had to contend with the attempted abduction of grandson Lucas by wild eyed nuttos Abi and Daniel, and the unexpected revelation that he’d wanted to put Sarah up for adoption (cue muchos Sarah BTMing).

Things seemed to be getting back on an even-ish keel when Sarah was sadly squooshed in a big budget Hollyoaks Later death scene, and Zoe copped the blame! Truth will out though, and he and Zoe jetted off into the sun together. Aw, like something out of Hollywood.

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