Jake

Jake seemed so normal – a loyal, dependable, if a little boring, gardener. But the breakdown of his marriage to Becca, who subsequently left him for teenage jailbait Justin, sent him on a one-way trip to madsville. His score sheet is as follows:

hit and run death causing: 1 (of Mum Valentine)

deeply inappropriate marriage to dead ex-wife’s baby sister: 1

obsession with raising a child that isn’t his: 1

creepy control freak mind games: numerous (of Nancy)

attempted rape: 1 (of Nancy)

attempted murder: 1 (of Charlie)

inexplicably taking the rap for a murder he didn’t commit: 1 (of Sean)

status @ aug 2008

Eating flies in Chester’s local asylum, sporting a mahoosive beard.

status @ oct 2009

Here’s jaaaake…..

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