Jake
Jake seemed so normal – a loyal, dependable, if a little boring, gardener. But the breakdown of his marriage to Becca, who subsequently left him for teenage jailbait Justin, sent him on a one-way trip to madsville. His score sheet is as follows:
hit and run death causing: 1 (of Mum Valentine)
deeply inappropriate marriage to dead ex-wife’s baby sister: 1
obsession with raising a child that isn’t his: 1
creepy control freak mind games: numerous (of Nancy)
attempted rape: 1 (of Nancy)
attempted murder: 1 (of Charlie)
inexplicably taking the rap for a murder he didn’t commit: 1 (of Sean)
status @ aug 2008
Eating flies in Chester’s local asylum, sporting a mahoosive beard.
status @ oct 2009
Here’s jaaaake…..
