The Hollyoaks Hunks calendar is something of a British institution, so we thought we’d guide you through this year’s celebration of pecs, abs and baby oil:
You can picture the scene. Darren is carrying out male grooming activities in his elegantly tiled bathroom, dressed in naught but a little towel. Then. He hears a noise. What’s that? He turns. Ooh, camera. *Click*. A magnificent photo is born.
Oh my. Pass the smelling salts.
Hello little boy, would you like to see some puppies? Bart inspires the groomer in all of us.
The Hutch in a pool covered in baby oil is SIMPLY WRONG.
A post coitus Gilly. Salty.
Note to self: Look at his face. Look at his FACE.
We can only assume that Rhys’s spindly little body was not considered Hollyoaks Hunks calendar calibre:
Since he has literally done jack all since his arrival in the village, we are assuming Riley‘s sole purpose in Hollyoaks is to appear in the calendar:
Isn’t Gaz not in it any more? Isn’t this cheating?
Who is this person with the bulbous musculature and tiny head. WHO IS HE?
Clearly they couldn’t get enough of Gilly this year. Fair enough.
And so it’s over for another year. We need a bit of a lie down now.