After the AMAZINGNESS of the Newt/Eli/Rae standoff, we have been feeling a bit underwhelmed by the ‘Oaks these past couple of weeks, but nevertheless here are a few things that caught our eye in this weekend’s omnibus:
Tony=bastard
Rather than rewarding Ste and a returning Natty’s enterprising endeavors to keep Il Gnosh afloat in his absence, Tony got all uppity that they wernt selling his pretentious faux italien food and thusly sacked the pair of them. Huh. We are counting the days until Cindy fleeces him.
Random factor
Jake and Malachy walk off to The Loft for a pint. As they go, in the distance someone (we think Darren) stands outside the Drive’n'Buy and watches them go. The camera stays on this random person for about 10 seconds. End of scene.
Archie= hello….
We have always thought Archie was a bit of a turd. But give him a mission and he is really kinda hot.
Zoe incarcerated
Life isn’t looking to rosey for the Chester 1. Locked away in a little cell, with only an apple and something vaguely porridgey for sustenance. At least there was Paul, the rather hot chaplain man, to offer her guidance. We give it a week before she beds him.
Funeral for a friend
Poor squished Sarah finally got her send off. The DILF wept. Amy returned (about time!), Ste provided the sausage rolls, Kris wore a fantastical beskirted number, Lydia went all Lady Macbeth, visioning the blood on her hands, and champion of justice Archie gatecrashed. Steph attempted to BTM the whole affair by reprising her god-awful penchant for singing at funerals (remember the Sugababes debacle when Max karked it?) but luckily everyone else joined in, sweetly. The end bit of Sarah dancing/in heaven was poignant. Aw.
Tags: Amy, archie, DILF, il gnosh, natty, randomness, sarah, ste, steph, the omnibus, tony, Zoe
