We were a bit frazzled from work and so not in the best frame of mind for Later. We found it all a bit overwhelming, for the following reasons…
dwarves
Dom’s slightly unhinged new love Emma was getting hitched to Eddie, described on the Hollyoaks Later website as a ‘friendly dwarf’, who kicked Dom’s ass. Quite unexpectedly we were in Psychoville.
anal sex references
We missed this one somehow but were alerted to it by one of WLH’s pals on Twitter, something about Tony taking Jacqui ‘up the aisle’. So so wrong.
imposter kids
Out of the blue there is a new kid playing Tony’s son Harry – and a bizarro kid at that. Where the orginal Harry was just your average cutesy moppet, this new kid is a child incarnation of Mr Humphries (and a camper incarnation at that). Now we dont ordinarily have a problem with freaky kids, but a little warning would have been nice.
Theresa singing
Having attempted a career in amateur porn in order to accumulate enough cash to take her skanky jailbird mum on hol, Theresa was then told by said skank mum to, in effect, ‘do one’ as skank mum had her own travel plans. Poor little Theresa responded by singing hopefully to her unmoved mother. We’ve never been a big fan of Theresa, but this was heartbreaking stuff. *wipes tears from eyes*
disturbing shit
It had to happen (this being a late night spin off after all) but things suddenly got rather dark tonight: Jacqui got shitfaced and self destructive, allowing Evil Southerner Wayne to take nekkid photos of her; a drunken Sarah getting all sexually assaulty on a drunker Zoe, as fast-approaching-murderous Lydia listened in; Hannah’s pilled out happiness with Jamie was shattered by discovering Imogen in full on crack-whore mode – and then getting a slap of evil Kev for her troubles. Pretty Jamie then took a beating too. And if all of that wasn’t enough to fuck with our heads, we were also treated to the sight of a post-coital Rhys. Brains. Caved. In.
Quotes
“We’ll always have the reverse cowgirl” Emma gets misty eyed about her night with Dom.
later naughtiness
30 mins Michaela says arse
36 mins Theresa’s monstrous jail bird mum Katheen references Theresa smuggling Galaxy chocolate into the prison up her vag
43mins Lydia calls Zoe a poisonous bitch
52 Jacqui says uber bolloks
the end bit: gratuitous naked arse shot of Tony
Despite the head fuckage though we loved it!
Tags: jacqui, dom, hollyoaks later, twitter, hollyoaks later 2009, evil southerners, wayne, emma, dwarves, eddie, anal sex, harry, mr humphries, psychoville
