Catching the tail end of today’s E4 omnibus, we were once again confronted with sheer barmyness of the Hollyoaks women.
Naught’s had, all’s spent. Where our desire is got without content…
Yep, Lady M is finally going into meltdown following the revelation of Warren and Mandy ‘s illicit shaggage. Her eyes are large and starey. Her make up and hair suspiciously immaculate. Her wedding vows just teetering on the edge of hysteria… Arranging to meet Mandy in what appeared to be a junkyard (where was this? behind the Loft? In the council estate?) in the middle of a thunder storm, she OMG’d (see below) and, left alone, collapsed in screeching, mascara stained, paranoid tears….We suspect Warren is gong to have a tricky christmas…
Mummy dearest
Cindy, the Karen Matthews of Chester, sunk to a new low in this episode – sending poor Holly to the Dog while she went shopping in TK Max then, when she was promptly sacked, used her daughter as begging fodder in a bid to guilt trip a worryingly clammy Nev the racist dad to re-employ her. While she herself shagged Rhys behind a bush. Hmmm, better put social services on speeddial…though on second thoughts…
Other crazy beyatches
Leila is revealed to be the (naked) advent calendar chocolate thief ; Sasha (not so crazily) is smelling a rat (or is that an undead drug dealer?) in Warren and Calvin’s touchy feely relationship….watch out, Warren! The ex-smack head is on the case!
A request to the Chester Met office
Despite the snow that is wreaking havoc across the rest of the northern England, Chester seems to instead be afflicted with non stop, portentous thunder storms. An effect of global warning? Or the early stages of a Day After Tomorrow-style superfreeze? We need answers!
OMG moment
Louise tells a horrified Mandy that Warren killed Sean!!!
Tags: cindy, E4, harpie, holly, karen matthews, lady macbeth, leila, louise, mandy, nev the racist dad, omnibus, rhys, sasha, sean, smackheads, snow, stolen advent calendar chocolate, the day after tomorrow, TK max, warren
