Recovering from an A+++ Halloween party (and still a bit drunk), WLH checked out the T4 omnibus and what turned out to be the randomest episode we’ve seen in a long time…
Random gayness
In a totally unexpected plot twist, Ravi made a move on Russ!? We did not see that one coming! To be fair, we think most men would would have a crack at Russ, particularly when he is doing DIY in a wife beater. Yummy!
Random copper
The name’s Gasgoyne. Mark Gasgoyne. DI. I show up to offer career advice to grief stricken, broken-armed PSCOs, then try to chat them up in a deeply creepy way.
Random sexual tension
Between Nev and Elliot.
Random acts of violence
Sarah’s jealous hissy fit attack on poor Hannah’s costume was simply not cricket. Happily, karma came a-knocking later on when Hannah and Elliot got it on and she was stuck being propositioned by a sister shagger. There was a spot of pint glass cruelty over at The Dog when Newt smashed one for no apparent reason. Some random chavs smashed up the telephone box. Ste got back from his counselling sesh and immediately decked Mr Sabottini – that’s some very successfully managed anger…
Random hair dos
Hannah continued to sport her trademark look of sweeping an inadvisable amount of hair from her face to closely resemble the Alien. Sarah had a knotty thing going on that left us baffled. And is it just us, or is Newt’s hair starting to look suspiciously like a wig?
Random prize giving
We would like to know who judged the costume party at the SU halloween party. These lunatics need to be identified. They are a danger to the community. Who in their right mind would award tubster Justin third prize for the most unconvincing and half-arsed vampire costume ever?
Random skanky mums
Newt took a time out from arguing with Frankie or Lauren to spend some quality time with his no-good crack whore mum. Big pale face, scary starey eyes. Run away!
Random request
Sign language lady was wearing a red top that we are sure she has worn a few times before. Can someone please take her shopping for some new threads?!
Tags: crack whores, halloween, hannah, justin, mark gasgoyne, mr sabottini, newt, randomness, ravi, russ, sarah, sign language lady, ste, the omnibus
